Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Baqi Paise Kal

Baqi Paise Kal

Aik salesman ne aik larki ko sandal ki keemat panch so(500) rupay batayi magar larki ke pass sirf teen so(300) rupay the. lehaza usne wohi rupay salesman ko diye aur kaha. Baqi 200 rupay kal aa kar de don gi. Salesman ne

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Chalaak Wakeel

Hazir Dimagh

Chalaak Wakeel

2 Wakeel(Lawyer) aik hotel main gaye aur 2 bottles ka order dia, phir woh apne apne briefcase se sandwich nikaal kar khane lage. Hote ka malik(owner) unke pass aya aur kaha. Aap

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Maloom Nahi Sir

Bache Hamara Ehad Ke

Maloom Nahi Sir

Ustaad(teacher) ne ladke se pocha. Kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?
Kal mere daant(teeth) mein shadeed dard tha. Ladke ne jawab dia.
Aaj to dard nahi hai? Ustaad(teacher) ne pocha
Maloom nahi sir! ladke ne laparwayi se jawab dia.

Friday, June 14, 2013

Laal Batti

Hadood

Laal Batti

Shaam ke malgajay andhere mein inspector ne constable ko aik sadak per mobile se utaara aur ishaare se bataya. Tumhari duty is building se le kar is signal tak hai. Us ne kafi door dhundlahat mein jilmilati howi aik laal batti(red light) ki taraf ishara kia. Subah thaane mein aa kar report karna.
Lekin constable subah to kya...

Friday, June 7, 2013

Aaoo Hum bhi kahin bhaag jayen

Aaoo Hum bhi kahin bhaag jayen

Kisi gaon(village) mein aik bheriya ghus aya. saare gaon mein bhagdar mach gayi. aik bohat motti aurat apne shohar se boli. "Aaoo hum bhi kahin bhaag jayen, kahin bheriya

Monday, June 3, 2013

Jaldbaz Thaanedar

Jaldbaz Thaanedar

Thanedar(Police Inspector) gasht per rawana hone ke liye thaane se nikla to uske samne se aik taxi sust raftari se guzar rahi thi. woh tezi se aage barha aur uchal kar uska darwaza khol kar bethte howe driver se

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Kya Tumhari Ammi Jaan Janti Hain

Kya Tumhari Ammi Jaan Janti Hain

Telephone karte waqt aik sahab matloba number bhool gaye. woh number yaad karne ki koshish karne lage aur sath hi ghair shauri tor per receiver ko chherte rahe, achanak in ka chehra surkh hogaya aur inho ne jaldi se receiver cradle per rakh dia.
In sahab ki biwi yeh manzar dekh rahi thi, is ne khayal kia ke shayad iske shohar ki tabiyat achanak kharab
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